I’m not even going to comment on the scandal surrounding Ms. California’s racy photos. Not until I find out how these two photos or bodies are different. 

The young woman in the photo on the right has barely any clothes on and the one on the left has, um, barely any clothes on. Please tell me.  Am I missing something? Oh yeah! the fake boobs that were paid for by the pageant. (Pssst…they’re on the left.)