Annoying Trend: Celebs Play Dumb About Body Image

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By Ophira Edut

“I don’t get this obsession with weight,” Eva Longoria Parker tells Glamour (February, 2009). The actress, whose tight outfits inspired tabloids to speculate that she’s pregnant, is the latest actress to pretend that she just doesn’t understand the whole “thin is in” fuss.

It’s a party line that was echoed by Heidi Klum and Pete Wentz, when a more zaftig Jessica Simpson was pictured at a recent event. Leave her alone, stop focusing on people’s looks, isn’t it about inner beauty, blah blah blah.

To me this is just a load of the same Hollywood crap. You work in an industry that demands you fit a tightly-scripted image, and that can pick from a hearty crop of size-zero replacements if your ass gets too big. And you’re telling me you don’t get what the big deal is? Suuuure.

That’s like me, a White Jew, saying, “I don’t get the obsession with race. We’re all human. It’s just a skin color.” Well, the very reason I can say that is because I live in a world of white privilege, where I have the luxury of being “color-blind.” I’m not a target of racism, so how would I know its realities firsthand?

If you happen to be Heidi Klum, or anyone who fits those pre-scripted images–usually with the secret weapon of a team of chefs, fitness trainers, and plastic surgeons–you add insult to injury by claiming weight is not a big deal. The remaining 98 percent of the population is busting our butts trying look like you, and we often feel like crap because we don’t. So I don’t need Heidi telling me to love myself the way I am, any more than Michelle Obama would want my advice on how to be a powerful Black woman.

I would have a lot more respect if one of these actresses (besides Kate Winslet) had the guts to say,”The media is screwed, the body image standards are horrifyingly narrow, and I participate in this industry because I love the work, I love the paycheck, and I love the attention. It’s screwed up, and I still do it.” At least we’d have some honesty, instead of another bullshit platitude.

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Jessica Simpson’s Controversial Curves

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By Ophira Edut

Today’s understatement: I’m not a huge Jessica Simpson fan. Her singing is insipid, her “dad-ager” creeps me out, and she seems totally dependent on men for self-esteem. But I have to say, big courage to her for flaunting a figure that looks more like the average American woman’s than I’ve seen on any Hollywood celeb in decades.

At a Chili Cookoff in Florida, a noticeably heavier J-Simp exercised her “right to bare arms” by flaunting her fleshier bod in a tank top and an (admittedly unflattering) pair of high-waisted jeans. Naturally, this set off a firestorm of media attention, conveniently landing her on the cover of People magazine.

Publicity stunt or not, if this puts a little more meat on some Tinseltown booties, then let Jessica set a trend that spreads faster than her “Tuna or chicken?” bit. Perhaps we could live to see Jennifer Aniston eat a carb again, or Madonna show a little less arm tendon.

Sister Ashlee spoke out in Jessica’s defense, telling People, “How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?” It’s great that she took a stand. However, I can’t help but remember Ashlee’s own nose job, which came after years of this same anti-glamour talk. Even Ashlee fell prey to the same media machine that she rails against.

Hey, that’s reality. If it was so easy to ignore powerful media images, we’d all be walking around proudly flaunting “muffin tops” or flat chests or whatever. Still, I dig the idea of Tony Romo lovin’ up a more padded Jessica Simpson. Hearing about a Hollywood icon being adored after weight gain, rather than jilted for a supermodel, makes me happy.

Of course, I wouldn’t be surprised if Joe Simpson orchestrates the next phase of her career and has her peddling the Jessica Simpson diet and fitness plan. You know, to go along with the hair extensions, body lotions, shoes and handbags. A girl can never have to many jobs, I guess. But I’m secretly hoping there are a few more bowls of chili in her future first.

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